If you weren't already, would you have what it takes to become Garrison?

I would neither encourage nor accept any person's attempt to define Garrison. So, I beg you forgive this old soldier for his ponderous musings.

A man of the Garrison's strength is not determined by the gauge of his weapon. No, rather, it is my conviction that a man of the Garrison's might is drawn from the Knowledge that he fires only upon those who would fire upon him.

The mission of the Garrison is a lonely one. And yet, in these times, I see there are comforts fortuitously falling upon the Garrisonites. Though, a Garrisonite who craves comfort is not truly worthy of the name, I feel that these small blessings may be due the respective Garrisonites after all.

Perhaps the mission, undertaken by so few brave souls, has been a war waged so long and so hard, that members of the general populace have taken note. Aye, taken note and taken heart to assist these daring men in what small way they can.

Originally, only with a centralized HQ, could the men of the Garrison stand back-t0-back and defend their ground. Only through countless artillery shells spent, could they seize advantage of a chance to take initiative and move the warfront outward. Garrisonites infiltrated foreign lines so deeply that no man had dared imagine such bold action possible!

The visions and terrors I myself have seen at the frontlines of the war the men wage... I shudder to think of such an impact as the tales I could tell would crush you with, dear reader. Rest well, knowing men of the Garrison toil at the Warrior's work, while you may live a life of frivolity and peace.

Prediction and probability are aspects of judgment that have long been stymied when applied to the wanton chaos that governs the Garrison. Nevertheless, those with a bent for prognositcation state a belief that the Garrisonites position themselves so that they may stand poised to conquer the Globe Entire! Only time and keen observation can tell what will become of Garrisonism United.

Modesty, temperence, certainty. Never have these concepts been spoken of as virtues among the Garrison. Nor shall they ever!

I tell you, Philosopher, that you will never determine a means to define the set of all things Garrison. Rather, one can only hear the facts, and deem a person, locale, topic, or event Garrison or not.